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thelazywitchphotographer asked:

Hiii, I would love to request more yandere whumper, pls and thank you ❤️‍🔥

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hufflepuffwritingstuff2 answered:

Hi thelazywitchphotographer! I absolutely love yandere whumpers, thank you for requesting this, and for the cookies! Here you go!


Whumpee thrashed in the bed; well, they tried to, but between being tied up and still having a drug coursing through their system, they didn’t make much progress.

“Why are you doing this?” Whumpee sobbed.

Whumper looked down at their Whumpee sadly. They hated to see their little Whumpee cry. But they wouldn’t change their mind, not even for them. Whumpee needed them. It was nice to be needed.

“Do you remember last week?” Whumper asked gently.

“What?” Whumpee sniffled.

“Last week, in the library. You were reading a romance novel,” Whumper said, “you said ‘I just want someone to love me’. Those were your exact words, were they not?”

Whumpee didn’t answer, they just stared at Whumper with wide eyes. Whumpee wasn’t very good at putting two and two together, but that was alright. Whumper would help them.

“I know you want someone to love you,” Whumper continued, “I’ve known that for a long time, almost as long as I’ve watched over you. Seeing you break down several times out of loneliness in your room, watching you turn on romance movies just to feel something, yearning for something you think you can’t have. It hurts, I know it hurts. I don’t want to ever see you hurt, Whumpee, so I’ve taken you away from that world of hurt. I’m going to love you from now on, and you can fight me on this, but I think with time you’ll learn to stop fighting and accept it.”

Whumpee had frozen as Whumper’s words sank in, then they shortly began thrashing again.

“N-no,” Whumpee said, “let me go. You have to let me go! This isn’t right!”

Tears continued to stream down Whumpee’s face. Whumper leaned down and wiped them away with their thumb.

“Shhh,” Whumper said, “it’s alright. You need time to let it sink in, I understand.”

Whumper sat Whumpee up against the pillows and brought a bottle of water to their lips.

“Here,” they said, “you must be thirsty, I don’t want you to get dehydrated.”

Whumpee just looked at Whumper pitifully.

“Drink, Whumpee,” they said, “I don’t want to force you, but I will.”

At that, Whumpee reluctantly drank the water. Whumper guessed correctly, the poor thing was thirsty. They consumed the entire bottle in seconds.

“Good,” Whumper praised, “very good. If you can continue to be good, Whumpee, I won’t need to keep you tied up.”

“Can you untie me now?” Whumpee asked.

Whumper smiled sympathetically.

“No Whumpee, not now,” they said, “just be patient. You’ll prove yourself soon enough.”

Whumpee opened their mouth to speak, but closed it just as soon as they had opened it. They blinked heavily. Whumper maneuvered them back into a laying position.

“Wha…” they started, “wha’ did you do?”

“You need to sleep now,” Whumper said, “go to sleep, Whumpee.”

“Th-the water, what was in the water?”

“Never mind that, just go to sleep.”

Whumpee’s eyes fluttered shut, and their breathing deepened. They were fast asleep in the bed. Whumper planted a small kiss on their forehead, then left the room to let their Whumpee sleep. Whumpee wanted someone to love them, and Whumper was more than happy to fill that role, even if Whumpee didn’t realize that’s what they needed yet.

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evilwizard

tumblr could make 1 trillion dollars an hour by setting me up in an office with a beanbag chair and when they need a new feature just poking their heads in and i’d go like “idk let them turn posts into origami”

evilwizard

“rename the site gumblr for a day and sell gum”

evilwizard

“add a russian roulette button with a 1 in 6 chance of deleting your blog if you press it”

evilwizard

“but a 1 in 100 million chance of forcing every account on the site to follow you”

evilwizard

“replace all ads with crows”

science-bastard
dumbassrights

@spanish speakers te amo feels weird to say??????

dumbassrights

TE AMO! IS TOO! INTIMATE!! maybe if you say it quickly and in a jokey way its ok but in a serious talk??? it feels too much!!!!!!!

dumbassrights

“i love you” is NOTHING compared to te amo. i love you feels like a kiss on the check and te amo feels like fucking marriage. 

dumbassrights

#I have like a whole thing on saying te amo to anyone

YEA. i had a relationship with someone and she dropped the “te amo” super quicky and i was like…………”thats ok, thank you, but im gonna be honest w you….i’m not saying te amo until i really feel it” thats how serious it is. 

saradominists

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tindez

te amo IS very serious, very deep, very intimate. when you want to tell someone that you love them without it being massive, the term you want is te quiero

vatupassi

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cant believe no one had contributed this

two-nipples-maybe-more

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mutantenfisch

Same for German imho?!??? Ich liebe dich is THE confession. You don’t drop it in a joking way.

norroendyrd

It might just be me, but I wouldn’t randomly pepper Я люблю тебя into conversation either. It feels… too much.

itsensakaljastaja

Maybe it is the English one that is weird

shylockgnomes

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jdizzy360

I tell my close friends “I love you” all the time. I think It’s different if I were to say “I’m in love with you”.

elfwreck

In these non-English languages, do parents not tell their children “I love you?” Or is it only romantic?

ebonyheartnet

Oh, I’m monolingual but I know a bit about this one! :D

So, in a lot of languages, there are multiple verbs that mean, “to love,” which are each situational, while, in English, we derive the meaning through context

Like, “Te quiero,” refers to love for friends and family, aka platonic love, while , “Te amo,” or, “Ai shiteru,” in Japanese, is so achingly tender and romantic that you might as well write the other person a receipt for your heart, because it’s theirs now

At some point, English did have multiple verbs for, “to love,” but eventually English speakers decided, “to hell with it, I only want 1 broad term for these big mushy feelings,” because we hate having multiple words for things almost as much as we hate punctuation

TL;DR: cultures that are non-English speaking do tell their kids they love them, they just have multiple words that mean, “To love,” and English is the odd man out because it got tired of that and went

a fake tweet by Itachi Uchiha, @clankiller, that says, "I ain't clearing shit up. Assume bitch"

Edit: covering my ass now bc people seem to be reblogging this a lot, but I 1.) admittedly know only a little bit about a small handful of other languages and 2.) know English also has a ton of highly specific words we’ve made ourselves or stolen from other languages but, on top of being emotionally stunted bastards, we also take a firing squad to quite a few words whenever we get too confused by the perceived “excess,” even if they’re still useful (example: people using, “empathy,” instead of, “compassion,” and how we’re having to push back so that folks don’t kill that very useful word.)

dinoflagellates
lilyblackdraws-side

Took a look at the Arknights official artworks design document, which I found uploaded by @koplakever​. Very good. Gonna give some comments on some of them.The following images are all taken from “Arknights Official Artwork RESET Vol. 1″

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Really good poses. Always found her outfit nice and easy to parse, but on further inspection…

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Unlike Astesia, GreyThroat’s outfit I find difficult to get a grasp on. (Her Elite 2 outfit is much easier.)
But… even like this it still doesn’t fully make sense to me. The cloak it so layered, that it’d deserve its own breakdown. Also, why are you just walking around wearing a neon leash? You do you, but I’m still going to question it. Until now I thought it was part of the cloak.

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Extremely rare hatless Glaucus. Look at the widdle ears. Also great concepts for the E2 artwork poses.

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May is so cute here! She’s always kinda cute, but in an annoying little sibling way. Here she’s just cute. The jacket tied around the waist was always a good look. Again, love the E2 concepts. Even more varied here than with Glaucus, with some very different moods even. The final one is great, but I really love top left with the different hat too.

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Orchid looks so… light without the extra skirt. A good look.
Orchid keeps us going.

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PLUUUUUME!!!! God she’s perfect. I had already understood her outfit, but even so it’s a lot of effort to draw properly. I usually simplify the cloak.
This breakdown is so good though. Absolutely based deel. Please hire them for the artworks for another operator.
Also…

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Very cute Silence. She’s so sleepy… You will look at her wing. Also some more good concept pieces. I now also theoretically know her full name… if I could read the last part of it. Hermer? Hekmek? Who knows. I’m leaning towards the former.

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Soggy bird. Give her a hug and buy her a meal.

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The alternate horn design is really neat. Love the extra poses again.

oo cool! idk anything about arkknights but this is all still awesome arknights* is it ark knights or ar knights???
serv0z
snidemollusk

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art comic

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[ID: A one-page comic in sepia tones. Two people are looking at a framed piece of art consisting of a dark mass of scribbled lines that form a rough rectangle. One says, “Wow.” The other says, “It’s beautiful.” Still staring at the art, the second person says, “I’m going in.”

“Huh,” says the first, glancing at the second person, then back at the art with wide eyes. The second person has become a part of the artwork, standing within the scribbled rectangle as the second person looks on from outside the frame. /End ID]